A pair of dogs advertising. Needed: new home for bonded pair. House broken and good with kids and other dogs. We never thought we’d be doing this especially during quarantine but it just isn’t working out. They interrupt our naps to go on walks and stop us from yelling at squirrels! Anyone interested in two annoying humans?!
Quarantined without my cleaning lady has been purhell
Peace of mind comes when you stop expecting and start accepting
In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power you get the toilet paper!
The drop in gas prices during a stay at home order is like a bald man winning a comb.
Breaking news. Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent covid 19 but to stop eating.
The spread of Coronavirus is based on 2 factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is.
‘Stop eating out. Cook at home and you’ll lose weight.’ Quarantine determined that was a lie.
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine? Husband: You were never really skinny. Time of death: 4/25/20 11.23pm. Cause of death: Coronavirus.
I don’t want to alarm anyone but apparently there comes a point when you can’t fit into your pyjamas either…

Love, light and glitter

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  1. Ohhhhh! I absolutely adore these. The dense one and the work clothes ones and the hoodie one… Hilarious!

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